tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-78920951483308549342024-03-13T08:15:44.899-07:00JohnalismKtyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04828799224171966027noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7892095148330854934.post-25689175585677877512008-10-30T02:34:00.000-07:002008-10-30T02:35:01.622-07:00LogicLogic<br /><br />A redneck goes to a college counselor to decide what courses he should take as an incoming freshman. The counselor says the guy should take English, Math and Logic. The redneck says, "What's Logic?"<br /><br />The professor says, "Let me give you an example. Do you like to fish?"<br />"Yeah."<br />"Since you like to fish, I can assume you have a boat."<br />"Yep."<br />"Since you have a boat, I assume you have a garage to keep it in."<br />"Yep."<br />"And since you have a garage, I assume you have a house attached to it."<br />"Yep."<br />"And since you have a house, I assume you have a family."<br />"Yep."<br />"And since you have a family, I assume you have a wife."<br />"Yep, Emma Sue!"<br />"And since you have a wife, I assume you're heterosexual."<br />"Ayup. I'd love to take Logic!"<br /><br />So later that night, the redneck is in a bar having beers with a buddy, who asks "How did the college thing go?" The redneck says "I'm a-gonna take English and Math and Logic." The friend asks, "What's logic?"<br /><br />The redneck says, "Lemme give you an example. Do you like to fish?"<br />"No."<br />"You're queer, ain't ya?"Ktyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04828799224171966027noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7892095148330854934.post-11900875196854428802008-10-21T02:32:00.000-07:002008-10-30T02:33:47.922-07:00Phone LinesPhone Lines<br /><br />A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.<br />He saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.<br />Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?"<br />"Yeah, I''ve come to activate your phone lines."Ktyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04828799224171966027noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7892095148330854934.post-30063125318606022642008-10-14T00:31:00.000-07:002008-10-30T02:32:42.155-07:00I used to do care workI used to do care work<br />working in a flat with 5 adults all of whom were deafblind with learning disabilties and doubly incontinent. 3 of them had faecal attraction and liked to apply H block factor sunscreen. Often one would stuff as much into their gob as possible necessitating removal with fingers or the special toothbrush kept for such occasions.<br />A personal favourite was a gentlemen of indolent nature who would spice up his lavatorial visits by crapping on his fingers then using it as a lube to wank with.<br /><br />Yes, sometimes to completion.Ktyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04828799224171966027noreply@blogger.com0